I’ve got sum stuff about me thats unique and yeah and like i’m really smart and like yeah… Fucking super different.

 Humans are biologically programmed to hear high-pitched whining noises, so we can hear our babies crying. Since today we live in a technologically advanced society, and we have baby monitors and underpaid immigrant nannies to care for our offspring, we use of receptability to these kind of whining noises to distinguish young, naive and usually arrogant juveniles. Mostly female, and ranging in ages anywhere from 12 to 26, these “fucking idiot LG’s” are characterized by their desire to appear mature and knowledgable in the feilds of pop-rebel culture and early adult life. They usually travel in packs, and elicit a beauty-driven social hierarchy and traditional herd mentality, as well as emitting piercing shrieks to communicate with one another. 

Cold Mary, not Mary but just here; cause m’names not Kate, my name’s Jack! Coast Salish Rainforest Drow 


I look all cute and stuff and I will piss on everything you love and cherish. This, because many things about society and the way human beings function as a mass collective turn me into a cynical mammal-hating bitchwench. Taliesen turned me back into a fairy and we’re working on starting a revolution. I’m more sensitive than most people, but I can’t understand how to shut up and live in ‘productive society’ or go to school. I like to draw up tings and draw on things. The lovely thing with the dreads is my elf companion Lynx, we lay around in an underground cranberry swamp in de Valhalla and purr. 

I’m part of a street family, part of a real family and half-addled on only remembering how to exist as a teenage delinquent and a guttermouse. People are kind if you smile more, and you can live for nothing if you aren’t dependent on being comfortable all the time.  Impossible to go hungry in this country.

I make pigeon noises to greet people, I know where the soft spots are on your weak underbelly and I get much love from boys with womanly tums; You are perpetuating beliefs about my friends based on physical appearance and social situation by reblogging my content. And yes, I know the people who’s pictures I post, they are freakin lovely aren’t they?